Middlesbrough Town Hall... the new board game...
Middlesbrough's new game on for residents...
At great cost to the residents of Middlesbrough... Members of the Executive at no cost spared...
to them that is...
Have organised the latest game for Members of Middlesbrough Executive to play...
these costs will be fully met by the people of Middlesbrough...
News update from Spin City...
Middlesbrough Executive have reinvented the age old game... of snakes and ladders...
for all Middlesbrough terraced home owners... to be fully involved as game pieces...
Middlesbrough Executive have deemed this game will be compulsory with no exceptions...
Although some terraced home owners who recieved invitations... will be given temporary
exclusion from the very first rounds of the game... depending on their present position
on the game board...
Rest assured your turn to throw the dice of fate which would control your destiny...
will come sooner rather than later...
Members of Middlesbrough Executive will be appopriately represented on the new board
game... as the SNAKES...
Rresidents of Middlesbrough's older housing will be the game players... the basic rules are...
1)
All
players will need to wager their hard earned assets...
2)
Mayor of Middlesbrough Mallon "le Hood"... in the role of Peoples Mayor will
be in control of the game board dice...
3)
Any person found cheating, coniving or misleading the facts and truth... in the game will be
disqualified... and their assets will be forfieted immediately...
4)
The dice thrower and snakes are exempt from this rule...
5)
The winner will be the person who throws away all their hard earned assets first...
by dealing with as many "snakes" as posible... within the duration of "game on"
play...
it has yet to be decided by Middlesbrough Executive... if all players must be...
"sectioned under the mental health act" before commencing this "give away your assets to the rich"
game...
It is believed this action would quell any questions later... into the legalities
of this game plan... designed by the Members of Middlesbrough Executive in conjunction
with Tees Valley Living...
Middlesbrough's new board game...
Designed for the asset stripping of older housing homeowners... at present it is understood that all... Members of Middlesbrough Executive...
qualify without question...to being "sectioned"... under the mental health
act...
Please call again soon for more info ---
