Middlesbrough LDF Plans...

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Middlesbrough spin city breaking news...

the latest edition of the LDF is out... dated August 2006... we all remember the April 2006 edition... thrown out by the ODPM... at least twice... well this new edition of LDF from Middlesbrough... must be some sort of... paid by the Tax Payers... practical joke being played out on the tax paying people of Middlesbrough... by the Executive of Middlesbrough Council... surely by now the ODPM at GONE... Government Office for the North East... must have had a belly full... of laughs... thanks to Middlesbrough Executive... or is there some sort of UK Government Oscars Award for... Council incompetence that MBC seem to strive for...

read the latest belly full of laughs from MBC...   

here...    the full LDF August 2006 Core Strategy documents...

and  

here...     the full LDF August 2006 Regeneration documents...

for those people on slower internet connections read the LDF... split into smaller sections... below the Core Blimey joke...

ldf core 1...   ldf core 2...   ldf core 3...   ldf core 4...  

ldf core 5...   ldf core 6...   ldf core 7...

ldf regen 1...   ldf regen 2...   ldf regen 3...

ldf regen 4...   ldf regen 5... 

for those star gazers amongst you... here are the the plans for this fantastic... "New Vision" centre of the universe scheme...

view by clicking... 

here...   

to listen to the New Vision theme song click...   here... 

these are the latest LDF Regeneration Docs from the...

"surgeons of The New Vision"... the barber of Middlesbrough...

Dr David Sweeny Budd... and Captain Ray M T Kirk.. of the starship New Vision Enterprise...

it's worse than that... he's dead Ray...

beam me up McScotty planning chair navigator...

as Members of the Executive follow their New Vision... singing in chorus... the new theme song of Middlesbrough visionaries...

"Star Trekking across the Universe... we'll go Star Trekking..."   

Captain Mallon... orders fire all phaser's to clear the cancers...   

the jokers wild of MBC go from bad to verse...

Middlesbrough Council Executive push major plans forward for the town in secret... as tax payers... you have the right to contest complain and object... but did you know this... were you told this... are you surprised about this... read the truth here and in the Streetwise Insider... revealing Middlesbrough Council Executive flawed plans... of wholesale town wide demolition and destruction...

Middlesbrough LDF... keep the best news quiet... demolition and new housing builds on every available green space in town... this is the New Vision of Middlesbrough... the Executive's ploy being we best not tell the tax payers of the town... that a green space or shopping parade near you... is destined for council destruction... no longer will tax payers be able to "pop to the shop" the shop will be gone... replaced by high density housing... so in future the local shop to get your newspapers etc will be no more... a ride in the car will be needed... and here is the trickster behind these secret plans... no not the picture on the left... it's the fool and "was it his money" on the right... Councillor for destruction on the quiet Budd... Paul Daniels couldn't teach Middlesbrough Executive any tricks... it's thought those in charge... in Middlesbrough know them all... especially the never ending disappearing tax payers money trick...

view this "fools gold/en" plan of demolition and more green space sell of free for all... to developers to build more high density profitable builds i.e. prison block apartments using...

MIDDLESBROUGH COMMUNITY TAX PAYER REBATES...

Middlesbrough Executive... have extended by demand... of property developers that is... the new Middlesbrough board game... no longer is it confined to demolition in Gresham and Middlehaven... all in Middlesbrough are invited to play the game... houses shops schools nursing homes and green spaces all over the town... will now be the subject of the new version of the... monopoly by the Executive... to make money from... you the tax payer... nothing is sacred... from the bulldozer and developer... to enable Middlesbrough Executive's friends... the property and land developers... to make a bob or two... misers eat your hearts out... offers of  payments by those on Middlesbrough Executive to owner occupiers... would make Scrooge look generous with money... 

see what is to be demolished developed or sold on... click on each square of the following...

the new Executive game "on" board...

play the new game here... by throwing away your hard earned assets for the greater good of the town... or should that read for the benefit of the... Members of Middlesbrough Executive...

play the new Middlesbrough games here...

Meet the Executive...

to play the game... please click on the image below...

play the next game here...

fiddling with figures...

to play the game... please click on the next image...

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